Breaking out of the food thread..

We are so gosh darn creative, you and me need to stick together. Great things will come out of it!

So, uh, can we have little sparkling lollipops in our sigs now? Haha.

Oh, excellent.

I are overjoyed.

I might have to shop a bimbo wearing an apron and toque for our logo.

Yesss! God, it took me about four times to type that correctly. Yes tess hesss!

But I'm pretty stuck on the lollipop thingie, so can it have one on the hat or apron?

Can you make it sparkle?!

..I'm so excited!

Make sure you continue to call them 'sparklies'... don't wanna get in trouble for mentioning g------ in this thread.

See, I had to refrain from typing it obnoxiously in caps. I've been doing it in other threads, but I love you guys too much.

Yay sparklies!

Oh man, that is a sexy name.  I like that sexy name.

on a barely related tangent, my baby sister played Glenda in a school production of the Wiz a while back.

Where, O where is the Minibrutus? 

Amagad I need 25k BA to level and it's killing me.

I like that name, too!

And oh my god, that level up is hard but wait until you hit 16 and have to get 75000. Takes forever.

Miniminibruti, cooooomeee heerrreeee!

What's ya man doing in Japan?

And remind me to tell you about the horrifying thing that happened to me this morning... but AFTER we talk about Japan and menfolk.

Aw, I'm sorry, Nemaine! I shall use my amazing supernatural powers to make time go by faster so that he'll be home Saturday.


Let me know if it works. Pressing fingers against side of head and thinking hard!


Ooh, I'm curious about the horrifying thing!

Sooooo... let me give you a little backstory.

WARNING: Long post incoming!!

About a year ago I got sick of the whole technology thing (except for PCs, obviously) and gave up my cell and my car. So I walk to work every day. It's not far, about 2.5mi, and the neighborhood's actually decent. It's a nice short walk and I feel good with the sun on my face every day. (I have a sleep disorder that requires light therapy, so this is helpful to me.)

Well, it was really windy today and I was walking into the wind. I read while I walk (except for intersections, obviously) and about a mile into my walk I felt something hitting my clothes. Kinda like tiny hail or fat raindrops. I also became aware of a sound. A white noise sound.

I looked up to see (to my horror) a swarm of bees busily stinging a rabbit to death right in the middle of the sidewalk, about fifteen feet ahead of me. The dying ones were rolling around, getting caught by the wind, and pelting my legs and thighs. There were so many that they were swirling in the gutters. I kid you not -- swirling.

And I almost walked into it.

I shudder to think of the horrific death I would've suffered if I weren't such a skilled multitasker. (I'm not allergic, but a coupla hundred stings would probably down a horse.)

I've been thinking about this all evening, and I can only surmise that the beehive got blown down and the rabbit was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.